Vacationing in Dreamland

order of operations are going to be shifting a tad

2006-01-18T08:29:00.000-08:00

greetings citizens. in the next few weeks VinD will be put on a temporary haitus while we move on to bigger and more fascinating projects. for those of you interested feel free to go to www.steamclam.com where there will be a fascinating and enjoyable weekly video podcast for your downloading pleasures. it should be full of great and enjoyable projects that i think you should all like and if you don't have a video ipod then thats pretty aweful and you should feel bad about your self.

so. thats the word.

steamclam.com

its going to be a lotmore interesting,

-fire man 7

hahaa

2005-12-16T20:46:00.000-08:00

click here!

here is a hint....

WE are here to make money and we are here to seel as much radio as possible.

2005-12-16T20:36:00.000-08:00

i had make up slathered all over me for close to an hour before they told me i was ready for the position i had signed up for... probably weeks ago. i dont even remeber how long ago it was. the camera man promised me i might get laid for it. i dont have experience in that area. ill be honest. i signed up for it. cuz.. i dont know. it was something that was there and i was intrigued. but considering where i was at the time... i felt i was a little bound for options. i was at the end of choices and was dangling over the edge of uncertainty and ..well certain failure. i
was handed a manilla envelope. inside where pictures of me sneering and being upset.

i didnt know what to say. i suppose that is what happens to me. i thought i had been a good friend up until this point. but as i entered the office building i got way to anxious. i suppose vp yoghurt owuldnt be aware of all that had been going on with me but this was no longer a time to be worrying about that.

2 minutes until launch. i ate my last sandwich and got ready.

this will be week 7. got it?

Tran Phenom.

Orgasm Community is coming

2005-12-12T06:42:00.000-08:00

I was growing tired of much of the social situations i was being forced into lately. Things are either expensive or boring or both or no one comes or the wrong people come or whatever. And i was ready to give up and move back in with Pop on the farm in the Wisco. But then a few things got together and made me change my mind.

So we got together and rallied under the banner of the Orgasm Community. It is something that unifies us all. We are all members. We are all different in so many aspects. But there is something that unifies us. even if it is not an active pursuit of an orgasm, it is our interest that brings us together.

Zon has been killed on the subway.

consider.

The Viceroy
Member at Large
Orgasm Community N.E Chapter #657

Phenom is sick

2005-12-06T13:16:00.000-08:00

it snowed most of the day but I had to stay in bed as much as i could. it turned dark before i came outside. but i hadnt brushed my teeth or showered or eaten anything in the last few days. i slept at the snow owls den the other night which is possibly why i threw everything out of phase.

My shampoo and soap went out of phase the other day. normally i can maintain a consistant buying cycle and luckily they have been depleting themselves within a few days of each other. but i had purchased a somewhat large model of shampoo (both of which are liquid mind you) and as a result the soap expired considerably quicker. Now it involves two distinct trips for the same effect.

i am going to sams lecture tonite. and then i am meeting with zac to cut him up.

Tran Phenom

don't chirp me

2005-12-02T13:43:00.000-08:00

listen. a few things to take heed of.

Every day i find new and fascinating objects in brendas basket. i don't get it. there are garbage cans everywhere. but the other day it was an empty plastic water bottle. today it was a crumpled newspaper. and tomorrow? will it be entirely newspapers and bottles?

I saw lady sovereign the other day. what a fun time she allowed us to have. i recomend her to all. she's great.

Its deep.

Concrete Potion

shock and amaze and make you feel shame

2005-11-30T08:09:00.000-08:00

tonight is shindig. also Lady Sovereign isplaying tonight at the knitting factory. for those of you not in the know.

Sigmund Droid is probably the best thing happening in New York right now. if you havent seen them perform you should do that right away and you should additionally give them as much money as you can. they have a paypal account set up. they played pianos lastnight and all the other bands just stood around embarrassed after watching them. the crowd refused to leave. everyone hugged afterwards and giggled.

www.sigmunddroid.com

if i have to predict one thing in my life with an absolute certainty, it is the guarentee of the absolute world domination by sigmund droid. holy crap.

Tran Phenom

DVD Day

2005-11-29T13:23:00.000-08:00

today is DVD day. if you did not get a dvd from me then i do not like you. so deal with that.

tomorrow is shindig. www.shindignyc.com for all the fun and unified love that will happen. tomorrow is shindig once again. so make sure you come and check it out.

but dvd day is today. i handed out tons of material laden data discs.

The DVD in its current incarnation is a 78' and nothing more. they are fun and sort of far out, but for al lintents and purposes it is an archaic dinosaur of a medium which will soon be left in the garbage with all other dinosaurs. consider it. its here so use it. today was dvd day. shindig is tomorrow.

The steamed clam and snow owl will be packing up in a few weeks and gonig to the Bahamas. so for all you haters who want to start - i recommend getting your passports renewed and then discussing it with my secretary.

Thunder Beach McGillicudy

Incoming Doom!

2005-11-28T08:31:00.000-08:00

I warned everybody. But now its up past our ears and there is nothing to do. i Recommend going to Le Garmin on 5th street between A and B closer to B its on the south side of the street. the waiters there are guarenteed to be nice to you and help you with anything you have problems with. Yogurt up to our ears.

Which reminds me. I spoke with Sylvia the other day. her correspondance came in a letter postmarked in the congo and badly battered and staind. Upon further analysis i realized it was iodine and wine. This puzzled me but upon closer inspection of the letter she managed to explain herself. She was vacationing and had an aweful spill and cut her leg up badly on the chain of a bicycle. The doctors clumsily filled her with iodine to clean her. She collected all of her fellow enthusiasts and threw a soiree that night which explained the wine.

her biggest problem was looking for a mailbox which she said rarely exists out there. but when she found one she managed to log it into her GPS tracker for using later. i suppose when youre sylvia its always a party.

sigh.

M. Bao

preparing for winter

2005-11-27T15:46:00.000-08:00

mark my words that it will start snowing within the next 2-3 days. today the park animals were going crazy for some monstorous event. which i could only imagine to be snow showers. be warned new york. its coming.

years ago i was at a summer camp )( and a similiar event happened. the squirrels in the forrest were going absolutely batty running around and screeching at each other. a few hours later a horrendous wind storm came by and destroyed most of camp. it was really thrililng.

they say the winter is giong to be particularily harsh this year. in light of this i have made several steps in preparing myself, these steps have all been items i collected at a variety of shops.

i donated all of my pants because i had them since 7th grade and they no longer fit and were full of holes so pens would fall out. i only had a few pairs ofjeans and until recently i never wore jeans. so i picked up a nice wool pant which will be warm and looks very nice. it gives me that insatiable cute tush that i am so fond of.

i looked into getting a set of new boots. but am vexed. the boots i got freshman year are still doing okay .i had them resoled and the toe was seperating from the sole which i had reglued by a little old man. he spit on me when i asked if he could scrape some of the paint off of thenm.

snowOwl got me some boots but i hardly imagine they will keep me warm. they are very nice and delicate. but i cant use them for sledding or something of that sort.

"wanna go and wander in the ticker tape"

but. these refurbished boots should be great once they get some snow on them. i started using the scarf i found that smells like pee which is nice. its like ascarf i had some time ago but misplaced.

i have a buntch of coffee and fresh apples and a decent cooking schedule. with plenty of left overs now and then so im not worried about food stores. the squirrels seemed a touch more concerned than i was. aND dave finally turned the heat on once PoopMachine went home. P=machine didnt want to pay the electric bill cuz he's lazy and never works.

"if you broke you lazy" -Cam

so. thats whats up.

see you in the snow,

Ice Blaze

Steamed Clam and Snow Owl do Thanksgiving

2005-11-25T09:33:00.000-08:00

at least it was emotional and active. all in all i think that there was an overall approval rating all around. some feelings where tossed about haphazzardly, but i suppose its family and its something your supposed to do. highlights include explicit anus malfunction discussion and the dieing. but the bird was pretty good and the cranberry sauce was to die for.

i was nervous to drink too much because i thoughtid fall asleep or loose bladder control or something. so i avoided it as long as i could. the train ride in wasminimal. and the train ride out was even quicker. so. it was a nice little departure from Dreamland for the day. a day trip you could call it. it was a nice little day trip away from dreamland. unfortunatley )dawed( ANd some of her acquiantances were interested in occupying my time so i had to hurt a few feelings and arrange a few toes . it was awkward and rather uncomfortable but in the end i think everything worked out.

consider this
I dont know what i was holding. i thought it was a piece of meat but i could be unsure. i was a vegetarian at the time and ic ant imagine i would be that interested in grappling meat .but perhaps it was somethign else? i only have a vague idea as to when this was. apparently this was a time when i was being very mischevious and arranging all the meat products as i saw fit. what a rascal the Steamed Clam must have seemed to everyone. how unfortunate.

sacrifice! Thats what its called!

And luckily thanksgiving has allowed me to depart from daily panic. calm.

fire ring,

Steamed Clam

Dave and I in a race to the death!

2005-11-23T12:02:00.000-08:00

so its come to this! Dave and I have finally thrown down and now me and so and so are fit to be racing to the death.

he thinks with his fancy degree he could outwit me! Likely a chance from him. Dave is slower then me and has spent nearly half the time training. I am guarenteed a victory. My victory will be so guarenteed that i was compeltekly taken aback when he threw down the gauntlet the other night. let me paint it like this

dave, myself [c] and [d] were sitting at [p27] having one of the better times id had in a while. or at least i thought. dave seemed troubled the entirety of the night but ic ouldnt fix it. and then i made a joke i imagine he might normally like but apparently whatever had chopped and screwed him taht night had made my joke not only not funny but potentially offensive. and i wa slike, i cant beleive it. then he gave me this face

i mean.
what are you supposed to do with that?

sigh. more to follow.

M. Boom

Things to commercialize

2005-11-23T11:47:00.000-08:00

i was given a fair proposition to day by a fairly close acquiantance. but i sadly had to turn them down. i never understood how other people could turn thigns like this down. i recall once my parents got my sister a television while she was in college. i was young at the time <10 so i was confounded when she said she would have no use for a tv. she had a computer too, but that was at a point in time when computers were this absolutely outrageous purchase that only a few people had. . .
but thigns have come along.. uhm. since then.
so. lets get it on.

B. Mao

bucky was the lone voice of reason.

2005-11-22T14:27:00.000-08:00

i had been saying for weeks that everything presented before me was going to prove tedious and all around unpleasent to deal with. but duBcheck was being insistant and i was not in the mood to appease him. So i stood my ground and insisted on further inspections. Needless to say things worked out and perhaps we even came out ahead a bit. nothing overlyu substantial, but at least enough to have something to talk about.

suggestions?

m. Boom!

bring it back.

2005-11-21T13:17:00.000-08:00

okay. so a few things. right now i am on a 0)( bound directly for the grindmachine and i couldnt be more excited. tonite is a night that will be rife with either champagne or cheap whiskey and either way tomorrow is gonna be a road to run. so!

please consider a few of the following while:

I was looking for a place to record some images and was struck by myself to stop where i was and look up into the forrest. there before me was a man clad all in orange brandishing a firearm of lethal girth and meant to maximize meat based displeasure. aghast i ran away but perhaps my movements were too furtive and he began to shoot at me.

the aeroBlast just paged me to come and get comfortable.

everyone is anxious. feelings are going to be hurt.

sad sad sad

M. Bao

Sandra had never intended such a productive lifestyle

2005-11-20T09:23:00.000-08:00

[sandra] has been one of the few women i've been able to agree with in her field. not to suggest anything please. its just a field that up until lately i had never experienced a woman in this particular position. odd. but i found her absoluytley amazing and would recommend her services.; she came at it as a person and not as a machine who wanted to either suckle prosperity out of me or hurt my feelings. which is odd because everyone else i had met since departing [dreamland] has absolutely had it out for me.

the man on the plane. he was a business commuter and i suppose that made him absolutely upset at everything all of the time. He kept hitting the back of the seat and manually making me readjust it forward from comfort to less. and 20 minutes before landing kicks it all the way forward. i am not combative but i turned around and made sure to at least give him the stink eye one time over. perhaps this is my breaking point.
before this event i would have said nothing. but now i have crossed a threshold and will be considerably more aggressive in my treatment of assholes.

so.

but good things have been reported. long time acquaintance [T] will b e coming to the outskirts of [dreamland] in the near future so he can spend further time with his beautiful and angelinc ladyfriend [gs18] how excited we are soon to be. he has custom made [gribble] already being prepared and setup to send to him.

so. if anything that is only a good thing and hopefully on things on a similiar wavelength are to be made.

have a great afternoon and enjoyment.

from the wisco inferno

M. Ferocious Lillycake

things im into/very excited to see result

2005-05-18T09:03:00.000-07:00

i got a letter the other from T suggesting i leave the city and join him on vacation. i was puzzled. i never really took T as the leisurly type...but then again i suppose he has been under a lot of stress lately and needed some time to breath for a few minutes. maybe something tropical and fruity would do him a world of good....but then again ive alwayus had a profound dislove of thebeatch and all things of that nature. i get anxious on thebeath i suppose...so i tried to suggest other things. vegas or minnesota or something but he seemed set on the beach.

so with 2 months togo until we are destined to sail off ive increased my health regiment by ten fold.. all sorts of chemical intakes and natural supplements and a variety of herbal chugs and all sorts of nonesense like that. but i feel the suggestion it has started in me. and man oh man! what a relief!

Earlier when i was at the grocery with [chairman] Bao K., he was loading his car up with goods, and a bag dropped, and 2 apples rolled underneith his [honda] and he got discouraged and was soon to leave them for dead, but i then lifted the car up and gave him access to pick them up and sort of go on his way. so we saved 2 apples. all for a few months of lifting and grunting and eating all sorts of weird gruel. so. big up to that! No? yeah. so i was very excited to see results.

m.Hawk K. Franzier

No Disrespect to my dogs

2005-05-14T07:11:00.000-07:00

i sent an email to D. in Kyrgystan last night somewhat unaware the postage was going to cost so much. Egads! What an unpleasant that experience was.

i floundered for half an hour in the post office waiting for a representattive. but finaly upon approaching, i was instructed to simply buy a stamp from the machine. minutes later the stamp is had but the clerk informs me kyrgystan demands more postage of an amount of 27.34. how frustrating....i didnt have that so i went outside and got a bagel while i planned what to do.

selecter showedup and we had a cup of coffee. "I had a similiar experience once"
which i guess didnt make me feel any better, or at least inr egards to knowing that the package would be sent. He had his bodyguard with him at the time, and this dude despite being a big steroid monster was very cordial and very welcoming to our suggestions. he took the hit and fit the bill which was very kind of him.

all in all it was taxing and im glad its over. i hate the post office.

compiling my brain

2005-05-12T08:24:00.000-07:00

big up mashit.com
consider this!

mBao

Obediah Takes Flight!

2005-05-12T08:23:00.000-07:00

Obediah Takes Flight!,
originally uploaded by mattyballs.

Jackson sent me downtown for like, a 15 minute stint with some shmendrick he found at a party. he suggested he had some work for me to do but was really just shooting flack at me. ugh. what a waste of an afternoon. but this happened. so i suppose it was all sort of worth it. i went for a bike ride today too. all the way uptown and back again. holy shit. plasma city certainly offeres itself up in new and interesting ways when you deny it what it loves.

b.

mBao

dear mrs gregory

2005-05-12T08:06:00.000-07:00

mrs gregory!

how have things been going! I hope your semester has been winding down nicely and your students are enjoying themselves. are you still teaching the seniors in ap? i thought that class was fantastic. i learned tons and it hink it positioned me in a comfortable spot for theupcoming years of my life. remember that project we made.....uh.. scooter dirtmund and myself? jeesus shit that was good.

anyway, id like to discuss business a little. i have recently acquired a plot of land with options to attempt to establish a preexisting chain and further fruit from there. we are in desperate need of both a fiscal and emotional backer for this project. we know you are ina position to help us. or at least, we thought so by the vast amount of community serviec you have pledged to do in the past. perhaps you would be willing to spread your wings a little ...uh...in phase with out suggestions.

I have been emailing sponsors all month but have received very little feedback from any of them. Perhaps you would be willing to write us a letter of recomendation? You wrote one for myself some time ago and it turned out fantastically. I got into the collegiate program i had originally intended! And now, the logical and mathematical end product has been reached, and i need just that added boost from you to finally clinch the deal.

i can send you fiscal compensation in two months.

eternally

S>Y

Glass in my feet

2005-05-11T12:14:00.000-07:00

I spent the entirety of the day picking bits of glass out of my feet. gg.
i met with the bomb team today to try and wrangle some form of liscensure out of them but i dont think they were very into me. the man suggested i give him one or two hot kisses under his mustache. but i felt that would be inappropiate. you dont have to give head to get ahead. i learned that. so. i couldnt devise otherwise.

by the by i purchased a stolen bike the other day and it has made my life much more conveinant of late.

big up.

glass. in my feet.

for an extended stay.

2005-05-05T17:19:00.000-07:00

greetings meatlings. this is my first post. i am just starting to suggest that i will be having an extended stay in dreamland.

today is sinco E mayo. i hope you all had a great time. the poop has been working all day hard, and making money to boot so i had to seek other forms of entertainment. egads. i feel batty. i am going to need to find something to occupy my time.

in the next 2 weeks i will master russian.

good god

m.fresh